Well well well...no reptile dysfunction here!
How do you clean stubborn spots off floors? Wear a condom.
Rose realized she may have drank too much the night before when she woke to find the "Thank you for the wonderful night of passionate love-making" note left by the bed was addressed "To Whom It May Concern"
Between 2 evils...I always pick the one I never tried before!
This looks 'shopped! Yes, I can tell by the pixels and from seeing quite a few 'shops in my time.
Unlike its larger counterpart, the small hadron collider had a tiny budget, and was expected at most to only form "mauve-holes".
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