I rock the condiments.
I'll never get up enough nerve to take off this coat and show them my itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini.
My boyfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well, he's not exactly my boyfriend yet.
Just think, if we had a nickel we could listen to music instead of humming to ourselves.
I'm about as frustrated as a crackhead without a lighter.
Chateau, Chapeau... Whatever!
Mommy are these for the mean boys I was playing games with? Heavens no, these are for the nice boys who thought I was your older sister.
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