Momma, you're so smart. You bought the pies at the store, but you're pretending you made them. Shhh... it's our little secret, sweetie.
I don't always use a feminine hygiene product, but when I do, I prefer douche equis
MY LIFE FOR THE NEXT 18 YEARS? OH HELL NO!
and thats how I got the warheads on board
Spelling obsession Karl was unable to get the difference between your and you're Marlene had had enough of him anyway
Crazy cat woman takes her kittens intravenously, on the move.