I SWEAR TO GOD she better be ordering pizza.
Gin and Tonic: the cause and cure of all my problems
MY HOBO CAKE It's mostly whiskey.
When you think about it...Women's Halloween costume choices haven't changed much. It's just teenage girls wear it now.
Yeah, then my shrink told me I was delusional. I laughed so hard, I almost fell off my unicorn.
You wouldn't believe what I had to go through at the airport