Momma, you're so smart. You bought the pies at the store, but you're pretending you made them. Shhh... it's our little secret, sweetie.
"Wanted: woman with no clue how to wear hats." sigh, yet another job i'm not qualified for.
WHAT EVERY MAN FEARS #3285:"Oh, crap - my exes met and actually LIKE each other!!!!" You know, you're nowhere near as sltty as Joe said you were! Thank you! You're not the evil, castrating btch he described you as, either!
Thank God I'd be lost without my merkin*!
Never underestimate the nonstop excitement and intrigue of Wisconsin! You'll be sorry if you do!
What ya want for breakfast, hun? I suddenly have this craving for..waffles!
Oh, my, God, Becky, look at her butt. It's so big.