Hmmm...housework? Or pure, unadulterated EVIL? Why not BOTH? You can do a lot of damage with a Dustbuster when you're possessed.
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To tell the truth, a man is my least favorite accessory.
you wouldnt hit a snake with glasses would ya?
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