WE DIDN'T FORWARD THAT EMAIL TO TEN PEOPLE!
NOT RAPTURED? MEET YOUR NEW MAN.
Meat - it's what's for dinner and breakfast and lunch and tomorrow's dinner and the next day's breakfast and the next day's lunch...
You're the only person I show my crazy to.
Momma, you're so smart. You bought the pies at the store, but you're pretending you made them. Shhh... it's our little secret, sweetie.
Care to help me put some sin in Wisconsin?