No, wait!!! She has the car keys!!! NOM NOM NOM
If your boobs didn't hang so low, you could probably swing better. Says the woman whose bra size is higher than her IQ. Coming soon: "Catty Shack"
Betty was always known as a bit of an ice queen, but nobody realized how bad it was until that fateful August day when she tried to go swimming.
THE MILE HIGH CLUB What? You didn't know they gave medals?
You don't wanna know where the finger sandwiches are!