The wind can get a little strong around here
and then just close your Adolescence Avoidance Module 3000 until their 18th birthday! Teenage problem years are a thing of the past!
That moment you realize your kids are as twisted as you are... and you don't know whether to be proud or scared.
So long kids. Mommy's got a lot of work to do. And by work I mean some quaaludes and the mailman.