'MERICA the only country that regulates alcohol more than guns.
The test results are in...Cthulu, YOU are the father! Moahdfajfash!!!
Hunger "Games?" Noo, I don't believe I'll be participating in the "games" portion...
Later while exploring, little Jimmy found his mother's "spaceship" in her nightstand.
Whoa Mom What was in the Kool-Aid?
Remember...A refrigerator isn't a place for children to play. It's a place to punish them when they've strayed from the righteous path.