Tommy knew Mommy took her "happy pills" again when she introduced him to his new little sister.
How to Fall Asleep. Stuck awake? You may have too much energy. You can lower it by drinking a warm glass of milk, laced with horse tranquilizers.
No Pop. Old Yeller Is My Dog.
"He wanted a pony on his birthday but I couldn't afford it. So I gave him a Camel."
My mom packs me a snack for my trip to the kitchen.
Momma, you're so smart. You bought the pies at the store, but you're pretending you made them. Shhh... it's our little secret, sweetie.