My sincerest apologies, but thine royal heiress dwells in a differing stone fortress!
Thou dost appear quite the jester... ...with thine trousers upon the floor
All Your Memes in One Base
When faced with a dilemma between your closest male companions and ladies of questionable morals always choose the former.
Moar memes over at Memebase!
Shag the lot of you... I shall return forthwith to my domicile.