Liar! Liar!

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Liar! Liar!
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TELLER OF UNTRUTHS! TELLER OF UNTRUTHS! YOUR TROUSERS HAVE COMBUSTED!

The Itsy Bitsy Spider

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The imperatively dwarfed arachnid moved vertically along the device from which liquid dihydrogen monoxide pours.

Dearest Roxanne...

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Dearest Roxanne...
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Roxanne it is not incumbent upon thee to illumine the rufescent beacon.

Joseph Ducrizzle

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Joseph Ducrizzle
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ENJOYING A LEISURELY CARRIAGE RIDE DOWN THE LANE, INHALING HEMP SMOKE AND IMBIBING A COCKTAIL OF LONDON GIN AND CIDER EXUDING A CAVALIER ATTITUDE WHILST MAINTAINING MY FINANCIAL PORTFOLIO IN THE FOREFRONT OF MY CONSCIOUSNESS

I Beeth Playing a Game of Old Scrolls

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I Beeth Playing a Game of Old Scrolls
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I used to be a strapping, wandering fellow like thouest, Then I tooketh a pointed stick to my patella