Jesus will stop those cattle rustlers
Totally nude you say?! Well then, you can just keep that Snuggie to yourself...
PRAISE THE LORD FINALS ARE OVER
So he's all "Check this thing out, it's a duck-billed aquatic mammal that lays eggs. Imma call it a platypus." and I'm like "Dad, are you drunk" But he made the thing anyway.
So then I blew up the Deathstar and killed the Emporer. It was awesome.