It's a miracle! That a Middle-Eastern Jewish man looks so Caucasian.
And then i was like What are you a gay fish?
So I was like, "bro, do you want someone to do that to you? Well, then don't do it to them"
So I was like, "Mom, chill out. I'll be back in like 3 days, tops."
Don't be such a shlemiel, Jacob! Stripes is just FINE already, and the Rabbi says you can wear that coat to the synagogue!
And that winds up my four-hour discussion on entropy. Next week's sermon will be split between the second lay of thermodynamics and my favorite: electricity.