So he's all "Check this thing out, it's a duck-billed aquatic mammal that lays eggs. Imma call it a platypus." and I'm like "Dad, are you drunk" But he made the thing anyway.
Blessed is he who lowerth the toilet seat after use
i have no idea why they painted me as a white man either
Rapture: Too Mainstream
And that winds up my four-hour discussion on entropy. Next week's sermon will be split between the second lay of thermodynamics and my favorite: electricity.
That's how I scroll
Did he say "blessed are the Cheezburgers?" Not literally; it refers to all fast food products