I'm so nice. I'd be perfect for them. Why don't the girls like me? Proverbs 32:1-Nice guys finish last.
Where's Judas? Say that Jesus! Say where's Judas!
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Don't be such a shlemiel, Jacob! Stripes is just FINE already, and the Rabbi says you can wear that coat to the synagogue!
Oh Ye of little faith!
Totally nude you say?! Well then, you can just keep that Snuggie to yourself...