I'm so nice. I'd be perfect for them. Why don't the girls like me? Proverbs 32:1-Nice guys finish last.

If King James English is good enough for me, then it ought to be good enough for thee.

Where's Judas? Say that Jesus! Say where's Judas!

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Don't be such a shlemiel, Jacob! Stripes is just FINE already, and the Rabbi says you can wear that coat to the synagogue!

Oh Ye of little faith!