The Spanish Inquisition, Westboro Baptist Church, Fox News, and the SECOND Bush presidency?!
Sorry Dad, I'm taking this away from you until you learn to play nice.
It's a miracle! That a Middle-Eastern Jewish man looks so Caucasian.
Where's Judas? Say that Jesus! Say where's Judas!
When he'd finally saved up enough of his pocket money and his mom let him go for a donkey ride, it was a thrill beyond his wildest imagination.