Yo Ma, You Worry Too Much

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So I was like, "Mom, chill out. I'll be back in like 3 days, tops."

That's One Mystery Solved

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So he's all "Check this thing out, it's a duck-billed aquatic mammal that lays eggs. Imma call it a platypus." and I'm like "Dad, are you drunk" But he made the thing anyway.

Jurassic Jesus In Town Begging With T-Rex...

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Alms for the poor. Flesh for T-Rex. Alms for the poor. Flesh for T-Rex... Look out! Move along now. There's nothing to see...Yay...Go Rex! Dear Loard, please don't let it eat us...

Physicist Jesus...

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And that winds up my four-hour discussion on entropy. Next week's sermon will be split between the second lay of thermodynamics and my favorite: electricity.