AND I WAS ALL "MY FRIENDS, YOU BOW TO NO-ONE"
All right, all right... you're not fat, you're just big-boned. Will you please come back down now? I believe that branch is about to snap.
Now listen up, I don't want 4 different versions of this going around.
Come down now! Or I'm gonna tell my dad! And then, OOOh
So I was like, "Mom, chill out. I'll be back in like 3 days, tops."
Blessed are the peacemakers for they shall kick serious ass
So I was like, "bro, do you want someone to do that to you? Well, then don't do it to them"
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