Did he say "blessed are the Cheezburgers?" Not literally; it refers to all fast food products
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And that winds up my four-hour discussion on entropy. Next week's sermon will be split between the second lay of thermodynamics and my favorite: electricity.
So he's all "Check this thing out, it's a duck-billed aquatic mammal that lays eggs. Imma call it a platypus." and I'm like "Dad, are you drunk" But he made the thing anyway.
This letter from the Fire Marshall says we have to get rid of our candle light fixtures, or he'll shut us down.