What would I do?
Don't be such a shlemiel, Jacob! Stripes is just FINE already, and the Rabbi says you can wear that coat to the synagogue!
All right, all right... you're not fat, you're just big-boned. Will you please come back down now? I believe that branch is about to snap.
Jesus rocks the mini skirt.
Blessed is he who lowerth the toilet seat after use