Can't you just accept that magnets work and leave it at that?
Did he say "blessed are the Cheezburgers?" Not literally; it refers to all fast food products
Breaking News - jesus saves deathstar just in time
Where's Judas? Say that Jesus! Say where's Judas!
i have no idea why they painted me as a white man either
Come down now! Or I'm gonna tell my dad! And then, OOOh