Come down now! Or I'm gonna tell my dad! And then, OOOh
And why did you put Chuck Norris on Earth? He hates all living things! I have my reasons...
PRAISE THE LORD FINALS ARE OVER
So he's all "Check this thing out, it's a duck-billed aquatic mammal that lays eggs. Imma call it a platypus." and I'm like "Dad, are you drunk" But he made the thing anyway.
JESUS he made the dinosaurs, too. So f* off, Darwin.
I hope you brought enough for everybody. Lol, Just kidding, I got this.
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