This letter from the Fire Marshall says we have to get rid of our candle light fixtures, or he'll shut us down.

Buy Facebook shares. I did. LOL.

Who's your saviour? Who's your saviour? Sniff you are.

For God's sake, Jesus! Put some clothes on!

ASCENDING TO HEAVEN YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

This is all very well for you guys but what's going to happen to me when gravity comes back on?