But his Gospel is Much More Fun to ReadThe

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The somewhat lesser known Evangelist Doofus suffered from a hearing disability.

"Messed are the bleak?"

That's One Mystery Solved

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So he's all "Check this thing out, it's a duck-billed aquatic mammal that lays eggs. Imma call it a platypus." and I'm like "Dad, are you drunk" But he made the thing anyway.

Whiny Little So and So

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"Seriously, Paul... just toss down the Frisbee already."

Jesus Ruins Everything

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This letter from the Fire Marshall says we have to get rid of our candle light fixtures, or he'll shut us down.

Nobody F**ks With The Jesus!

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Who's your saviour? Who's your saviour? Sniff you are.