All right, all right... you're not fat, you're just big-boned. Will you please come back down now? I believe that branch is about to snap.
kenny loggins everyone loves his voice
So I was like, "Mom, chill out. I'll be back in like 3 days, tops."
i have no idea why they painted me as a white man either
This letter from the Fire Marshall says we have to get rid of our candle light fixtures, or he'll shut us down.