And why did you put Chuck Norris on Earth? He hates all living things! I have my reasons...
This letter from the Fire Marshall says we have to get rid of our candle light fixtures, or he'll shut us down.
Don't be such a shlemiel, Jacob! Stripes is just FINE already, and the Rabbi says you can wear that coat to the synagogue!
Shabbat Shalom yeah, since you've been gone we kinda moved away from that whole "Jewish" thing. But I was gone for like 3 days
I hope you brought enough for everybody. Lol, Just kidding, I got this.
Buy Facebook shares. I did. LOL.