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This letter from the Fire Marshall says we have to get rid of our candle light fixtures, or he'll shut us down.

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So he's all "Check this thing out, it's a duck-billed aquatic mammal that lays eggs. Imma call it a platypus." and I'm like "Dad, are you drunk" But he made the thing anyway.

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Can't you just accept that magnets work and leave it at that?

doofus evangelists hearing jesus - 6330595072
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The somewhat lesser known Evangelist Doofus suffered from a hearing disability.

"Messed are the bleak?"