Where's Judas? Say that Jesus! Say where's Judas!
So he's all "Check this thing out, it's a duck-billed aquatic mammal that lays eggs. Imma call it a platypus." and I'm like "Dad, are you drunk" But he made the thing anyway.
Blessed are the peacemakers for they shall kick serious ass
And it turned out Snooki WAS cheating on Giovanni.
Now listen up, I don't want 4 different versions of this going around.
No thanks, I've already been hugged today.