Buy Facebook shares. I did. LOL.
This letter from the Fire Marshall says we have to get rid of our candle light fixtures, or he'll shut us down.
That end of the year kegger was a killer.
And that winds up my four-hour discussion on entropy. Next week's sermon will be split between the second lay of thermodynamics and my favorite: electricity.
Who's your saviour? Who's your saviour? Sniff you are.
Don't be such a shlemiel, Jacob! Stripes is just FINE already, and the Rabbi says you can wear that coat to the synagogue!