Blessed is he who lowerth the toilet seat after use
This letter from the Fire Marshall says we have to get rid of our candle light fixtures, or he'll shut us down.
So he's all "Check this thing out, it's a duck-billed aquatic mammal that lays eggs. Imma call it a platypus." and I'm like "Dad, are you drunk" But he made the thing anyway.
TEXAS TEXTBOOKS will now have pikchurs and everthang
Can't you just accept that magnets work and leave it at that?
The somewhat lesser known Evangelist Doofus suffered from a hearing disability.
"Messed are the bleak?"