The somewhat lesser known Evangelist Doofus suffered from a hearing disability.
"Messed are the bleak?"
So he's all "Check this thing out, it's a duck-billed aquatic mammal that lays eggs. Imma call it a platypus." and I'm like "Dad, are you drunk" But he made the thing anyway.
This is all very well for you guys but what's going to happen to me when gravity comes back on?
Where's Judas? Say that Jesus! Say where's Judas!