And it turned out Snooki WAS cheating on Giovanni.
What would I do?
JESUS he made the dinosaurs, too. So f* off, Darwin.
So I was like, "Mom, chill out. I'll be back in like 3 days, tops."
And on the 7th day Frankie went to Hollywood. And lo, he did relax. And it was good.
So he's all "Check this thing out, it's a duck-billed aquatic mammal that lays eggs. Imma call it a platypus." and I'm like "Dad, are you drunk" But he made the thing anyway.