Blessed is he who lowerth the toilet seat after use
And on the 7th day Frankie went to Hollywood. And lo, he did relax. And it was good.
Blessed are the peacemakers for they shall kick serious ass
Jesus rocks the mini skirt.
So he's all "Check this thing out, it's a duck-billed aquatic mammal that lays eggs. Imma call it a platypus." and I'm like "Dad, are you drunk" But he made the thing anyway.
Don't be such a shlemiel, Jacob! Stripes is just FINE already, and the Rabbi says you can wear that coat to the synagogue!
Did he say "blessed are the Cheezburgers?" Not literally; it refers to all fast food products