The somewhat lesser known Evangelist Doofus suffered from a hearing disability.
"Messed are the bleak?"
So he's all "Check this thing out, it's a duck-billed aquatic mammal that lays eggs. Imma call it a platypus." and I'm like "Dad, are you drunk" But he made the thing anyway.
The Spanish Inquisition, Westboro Baptist Church, Fox News, and the SECOND Bush presidency?!
Sorry Dad, I'm taking this away from you until you learn to play nice.
Alms for the poor. Flesh for T-Rex. Alms for the poor. Flesh for T-Rex... Look out! Move along now. There's nothing to see...Yay...Go Rex! Dear Loard, please don't let it eat us...