All right, all right... you're not fat, you're just big-boned. Will you please come back down now? I believe that branch is about to snap.
Please dad, I need the car. I said no.
"Seriously, Paul... just toss down the Frisbee already."
Blessed is he who lowerth the toilet seat after use
i have no idea why they painted me as a white man either
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