Blessed is he who lowerth the toilet seat after use
And why did you put Chuck Norris on Earth? He hates all living things! I have my reasons...
JESUS he made the dinosaurs, too. So f* off, Darwin.
The Spanish Inquisition, Westboro Baptist Church, Fox News, and the SECOND Bush presidency?!
Sorry Dad, I'm taking this away from you until you learn to play nice.