Zacchaeus Had Just About Enough of Jesus' Fat Jokes...

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Zacchaeus Had Just About Enough of Jesus' Fat Jokes...
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All right, all right... you're not fat, you're just big-boned. Will you please come back down now? I believe that branch is about to snap.

Things Could Get Messy

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This is all very well for you guys but what's going to happen to me when gravity comes back on?

Lost Sayings of Jesus

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By Estarfigam (Picture by: cole)
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Blessed is he who lowerth the toilet seat after use