SURE U MAY SOMETIMES CRY BUT I WILL MAKE SURE THERE COMES A TIME WHEN U WILL LOL AGAIN.
Lord, after your sad demise, I'll be taking over the whole show. So please tell me how you did that fish thing again...
Don't be such a shlemiel, Jacob! Stripes is just FINE already, and the Rabbi says you can wear that coat to the synagogue!
Dad? Can I come home yet? This place sucks.
When he'd finally saved up enough of his pocket money and his mom let him go for a donkey ride, it was a thrill beyond his wildest imagination.