And why did you put Chuck Norris on Earth? He hates all living things! I have my reasons...
When he'd finally saved up enough of his pocket money and his mom let him go for a donkey ride, it was a thrill beyond his wildest imagination.
For God's sake, Jesus! Put some clothes on!
The Spanish Inquisition, Westboro Baptist Church, Fox News, and the SECOND Bush presidency?!
Sorry Dad, I'm taking this away from you until you learn to play nice.
And on the 7th day Frankie went to Hollywood. And lo, he did relax. And it was good.