What would I do?
Now listen up, I don't want 4 different versions of this going around.
For God's sake, Jesus! Put some clothes on!
All right, all right... you're not fat, you're just big-boned. Will you please come back down now? I believe that branch is about to snap.
And why did you put Chuck Norris on Earth? He hates all living things! I have my reasons...