So I was like, "bro, do you want someone to do that to you? Well, then don't do it to them"
Totally nude you say?! Well then, you can just keep that Snuggie to yourself...
So he's all "Check this thing out, it's a duck-billed aquatic mammal that lays eggs. Imma call it a platypus." and I'm like "Dad, are you drunk" But he made the thing anyway.
For God's sake, Jesus! Put some clothes on!