Zacchaeus Had Just About Enough of Jesus' Fat Jokes...

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All right, all right... you're not fat, you're just big-boned. Will you please come back down now? I believe that branch is about to snap.

Let's Focus, Shall We?

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SO SORRY if I'm boring you two. Perhaps if you knew I'm soon to die for your sins you might pay more attention to my sermon...

Lost Sayings of Jesus

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Blessed is he who lowerth the toilet seat after use

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