I'll be your guide during your first difficult days on the internet.
"I sure hope all these things I keep posting don't end up on the Internet." -Abraham Lincoln
In the old days, before the internet, sometimes people had to wait for days for their kitteh to be captioned.
internet dating doesn't always get the results you expected
Some day the world will hear of my invention. I call it the INTERNET.
I shall call it... FACEBOOK!
The Internet According to Senator Stephens