Arachnid Fellow Is Supreme Hero

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Arachnid-fellow, Arachnid-fellow, Accomplishes that which is capable of an arachnid.

Well, of All The Impertinence

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Any spare urine up there? It couldn't be worse than this Bordeaux! Burn!

How Do I Strip Club?

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No idiot, you're supposed to throw money...not valuable antique daggers!

Red Bull

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No no, none for me thank you. Are you sure? It's been rumored to give you wings. Seems like a potential shortcut for a man of your vocation.

Skeet Shooting

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Ever wonder why they call shotgun pellets "Ball Shots"? Make one more double barrel sexual innuendo and find out.

Nope Nope Nope!

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Even Death wants as little contact as possible with the "Twilight" books.