Why in hell don't we have a toilet? I'm sick of going to the gas station.
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Beggin' your pardon sir, but if we're all dressed differently, exactly why is it called a uniform?
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Though her name was scratched into many an outhouse wall... Mary still showed a smug sense of satisfaction across her face.
I say it's sheer madness to allow fraternization between the herbivores and carnivores. Nonsense, what's the worst that can happen? A little bout of indigestion, perhaps? Shhh.
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