KIDNAPPED! by the Tribe of Large-Breasted Women... who are generally ill-tempered because they suffer from chronic back pain.
Beggin' your pardon sir, but if we're all dressed differently, exactly why is it called a uniform?
GIRLS GONE WILD!! WILD! WILD! Only $1.95! Order in the next 15 minutes and get a bonus engraving, "Naughty Nanny Knee Shots"!!!
Pew! Pew! Pew! If you drank fewer martinis you might have money for bullets.
What would I do?
"Stop taking LUNESTA if you see or hear singing ducks or geese..."
I'm about as frustrated as a crackhead without a lighter.
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