its not summer until the fire department gets called to dads bbq
What a day! Makes you feel like you could just live forever! I think I see a meteor.
Verily, my excrement doth have no discernible odor.
I see what God did there.
Some men are the Filet Mignon of employees. Then there's Sloppy Joe.
I'd better remember her name before she wakes up.
Come down now! Or I'm gonna tell my dad! And then, OOOh