To obtain acorns: whack asparagus with bacon
axe cologne the early formulations needed a little work
Japan! WTF have you done now?
Sixth grade humor. What's long, hard and cylindrical, and has seamen shooting out of it?
I'm all out of red paint, and only half done with your dress. You'll have to help me out here, miss.
Breaking News - Shark saves swimmer from hypothermia. Film at 11.