Early washing machines could cleverly double as make-up mirrors
KIDNAPPED! by the Tribe of Large-Breasted Women... who are generally ill-tempered because they suffer from chronic back pain.
Yo mama so fat she is a non newtonian liquid
I'll teach you to laugh in the face of Death...
Honest Abe Lincoln dispenses justice on a ruffian for the crime of being Irish on a Sunday.
As they gaze upon us propelling these devices in a distinctly undulating fashion, one may surely ascertain the animosity that may be generated in the breast of the viewer.
My Love, my Darling I want to kiss you hard right now...but you've got a bat hanging out of the cave.