The Usual Suspects

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Mr. Davis, don't worry, they can't see us. Now, do you see the man who stole your car?

Anatomical Dolls

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Oh wow! I know a certain little elf who is sleeping with me tonight.

No Reason It Comes Earlier Every Year!

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This year, you'll be marketing Christmas for us even earlier, gentlemen. Labor Day and Halloween are now 'Santa friendly' holidays.

HAPPY EASTER!

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NOW REPEAT AFTER ME: WITH THIS EGG, I THEE WED. . .with this egg...

Mall Santas Go Through Rigorous Testing

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Just to make sure you're all stable and of sound mind you will need to sign the Sanity Clause