The Spanish Inquisition, Westboro Baptist Church, Fox News, and the SECOND Bush presidency?!

Sorry Dad, I'm taking this away from you until you learn to play nice.

I misunderstood when she said she "swings both ways."

So he's all "Check this thing out, it's a duck-billed aquatic mammal that lays eggs. Imma call it a platypus." and I'm like "Dad, are you drunk" But he made the thing anyway.

Please dad, I need the car. I said no.