I just swept there! What is that on your shoe?! Oh my God! I work all day to keep this place nice and this is the thanks I get!
Breaking News - Wooden Fridge Abducted by Aliens
THIS IS GREAT! NOW WE DON'T NEED TO CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT WHEN THE CAT GETS STUCK IN THE TREE.
Happy Holidays From Your Friends At Heaven's Gate
Be thankful we DON'T have them.