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Be thankful we DON'T have them.
THIS IS GREAT! NOW WE DON'T NEED TO CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT WHEN THE CAT GETS STUCK IN THE TREE.
Yes.....Yes Sir..... Have you tried turning it off and on again?
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