God, grant me the ability to stalk the men I hate, the sense to get the right ammo and the aim to hit them squarely in the ass.
Fancy Cats Demand Fancy Feast
Edna knows the way to a man's heart. Just past the sternum.
Go ahead: crack another PMS joke.
THIS IS GREAT! NOW WE DON'T NEED TO CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT WHEN THE CAT GETS STUCK IN THE TREE.
DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS CONFEDERATE SCUM.
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