Louise would do anything to save on bus fare.
tour de france - extreme version
So long, and thanks for all the breast milk!
So gentlemen, I say to you: raise your hand in air like you just don't care. But clearly, sir, raising BOTH hands would convey that more effectively, no?
Did he say "blessed are the Cheezburgers?" Not literally; it refers to all fast food products
Well, the box said 'Safety Matches'... Just shut up and run!
Miss Emma's flapjacks were known far and wide for their generous proportions, but some thought that $1 for a short stack was a bit much.