Happy birthday! Feel free to get to work on your present
Babies: this is how they get here.
Centuries ago cats were worshipped as gods... ...they have not forgotten this.
Dread Pirate Roberts? Pshaw!
Oh please, Darling? Can't I just back it out of the driveway?
HE TOLD ME TO GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN, SO I ERASED ALL OF HIS SAVE DATA.