Og failed to take down his Christmas decorations by the deadline... The homeowners' association punished him accordingly.
I have a wife. I have a wife. I have a wife.
At least he can say the bear never laid a glove on him! This guy just keeps smacking himself in the head!
After years of only reading about each other in books, Ichabod and Augustus Gloop finally got the opportunity to duke it out in person...