I just want what every normal girl wants. I want to levitate in Paris.
I didn't know what to wear this morning. So I wore all of them.
DEADLIEST CATCH SEASON 7 less chest hair, more perfume and pastels.
My shorts are so short my crabs actually got SUNBURN.
They say Katy Perry copies Gaga. Well, they can both kiss MY ass.
SOMEONE is overcompensating...
Behind every successful woman is a fabulous handbag