And I do my little turn on the catwalk.

Before "Sex in The City" there were the Hags From Hoboken

I'm telling you, aluminum dresses are gonna be the next big thing!

ZSA ZSA GABORG

They say Katy Perry copies Gaga. Well, they can both kiss MY ass.

She may have been the prettiest belle at the ball... but she couldn't fit through the door, and so spent the evening in the parking lot.

Chateau, Chapeau... Whatever!