How do you pronounce that word, Gramps? You mean cat? Holy moly, boy! What grade are you in?
sweetheart i know you want to rap like kid rock but your father feels it undermines his accordion
Now remember to share these peanut butter and jelly sandwiches dear especially with the bully with the allergy
Mom, you're so right! Getting stoned first makes housework AMAZING!
Dinner time at Timothy Leary's house Oooh Mom - the noodles are talking to me
Alas, if Lord Grenley and I had used a little Trojan then, we wouldn't have to feed the little Trojan now