How I Feel Everytime I Try to Cook

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I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."

YouTube Fame, Here We Come!

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Here's the plan: I kick dad in the nuts, Sue gets the video, and Mom, you put it on YouTube.

One Good Turn Deserves Another

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Now remember to share these peanut butter and jelly sandwiches dear especially with the bully with the allergy

Go To Time-Out, Mister!!!

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Albert's time-outs were more exciting than most children's...He got to face AWAY from the wall.

Home For the Holidays

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It feels so good to go home and get blotto with the family again.