Home For the Holidays

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It feels so good to go home and get blotto with the family again.

YouTube Fame, Here We Come!

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Here's the plan: I kick dad in the nuts, Sue gets the video, and Mom, you put it on YouTube.

Keep Your Minions Away From My Children!

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Hon! That crazy angel is trying to rapture the kids again! I'll call the cops and tell them she's violating the restraining order!

How I Feel Everytime I Try to Cook

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I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."