sweetheart i know you want to rap like kid rock but your father feels it undermines his accordion
Alcoholism: Fun for the whole family.
Now remember to share these peanut butter and jelly sandwiches dear especially with the bully with the allergy
A simpler time, when horniness superseded child safety.
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."
Mom, you're so right! Getting stoned first makes housework AMAZING!
Look! No bickering or fighting! Thank you, TV, for saving our family.