Vacation humiliation. Just add crocs.

Alas, if Lord Grenley and I had used a little Trojan then, we wouldn't have to feed the little Trojan now

It feels so good to go home and get blotto with the family again.

Hurry with your dinner, the world is about to end.

Dinner time at Timothy Leary's house Oooh Mom - the noodles are talking to me

a day at the beach: Dad, Amy, Sue, Mom, Elsa, and Elsa's lunch.

The Smith family loved when Daddy read Vonnegut aloud on Sundays but, admittedly, some of the humor and political references just went right over the children's heads.