a day at the beach: Dad, Amy, Sue, Mom, Elsa, and Elsa's lunch.
OK kids, let's just see those German tourists steal our sun loungers today....
sweetheart i know you want to rap like kid rock but your father feels it undermines his accordion
Alcoholism: Fun for the whole family.
Albert's time-outs were more exciting than most children's...He got to face AWAY from the wall.