drunk

bar,drink,drunk,mouth,snake,woman,wtf
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What's your poison? Oh, nevermind, I see you've brought your own.

champagne,drunk,glass,woman
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Jane really didn't care what the neighbors thought. Champagne tickled her nose and Jim tickled her fancy.

drink,drunk,historic lols,man,sloshed
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What the hell am I talking about? I'm pretty much sloshed all the time!

drunk,god,jesus,mystery,platypus
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So he's all "Check this thing out, it's a duck-billed aquatic mammal that lays eggs. Imma call it a platypus." and I'm like "Dad, are you drunk" But he made the thing anyway.

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