What the hell am I talking about? I'm pretty much sloshed all the time!
Man, I am SICK of cleaning up after Joe's parties.
Rosie! More Jaegerbombs! ZZZNnx.
Tea. Coffee. Vodka. Drugs.
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY 6 PACK OF BUD? I SHINK DA DOG ATE IT! HIC!
Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.
Tonight, we play 'Unhinged and Dangerous Lady Cop and the Unsuspecting Drunk Guy'. OUCH. Oddly specific, honey.
I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.