Man, I am SICK of cleaning up after Joe's parties.
Rosie! More Jaegerbombs! ZZZNnx.
Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.
What the hell am I talking about? I'm pretty much sloshed all the time!
So he's all "Check this thing out, it's a duck-billed aquatic mammal that lays eggs. Imma call it a platypus." and I'm like "Dad, are you drunk" But he made the thing anyway.
Tea. Coffee. Vodka. Drugs.
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