What the hell am I talking about? I'm pretty much sloshed all the time!
Man, I am SICK of cleaning up after Joe's parties.
Rosie! More Jaegerbombs! ZZZNnx.
Tea. Coffee. Vodka. Drugs.
What's your poison? Oh, nevermind, I see you've brought your own.
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY 6 PACK OF BUD? I SHINK DA DOG ATE IT! HIC!
Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.
Tonight, we play 'Unhinged and Dangerous Lady Cop and the Unsuspecting Drunk Guy'. OUCH. Oddly specific, honey.
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