I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK, BUT...

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What the hell am I talking about? I'm pretty much sloshed all the time!

Rosie the Maid's Pre-Jetson Employer

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Man, I am SICK of cleaning up after Joe's parties.

Rosie! More Jaegerbombs! ZZZNnx.

Sneaky Puppy

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WHAT HAPPENED TO MY 6 PACK OF BUD? I SHINK DA DOG ATE IT! HIC!

Ready to Party

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Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.

Role Playing Details

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Tonight, we play 'Unhinged and Dangerous Lady Cop and the Unsuspecting Drunk Guy'. OUCH. Oddly specific, honey.

Let's Get This Party Started

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I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.