What the hell am I talking about? I'm pretty much sloshed all the time!

Man, I am SICK of cleaning up after Joe's parties.

Rosie! More Jaegerbombs! ZZZNnx.

Tea. Coffee. Vodka. Drugs.

What's your poison? Oh, nevermind, I see you've brought your own.

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY 6 PACK OF BUD? I SHINK DA DOG ATE IT! HIC!

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.

Tonight, we play 'Unhinged and Dangerous Lady Cop and the Unsuspecting Drunk Guy'. OUCH. Oddly specific, honey.