A mummy, a witch and a zombie walk into a bar . . .
Oh great. Looks like Grim Reaper has been into the spirits again!
So he's all "Check this thing out, it's a duck-billed aquatic mammal that lays eggs. Imma call it a platypus." and I'm like "Dad, are you drunk" But he made the thing anyway.
Jane really didn't care what the neighbors thought. Champagne tickled her nose and Jim tickled her fancy.