Man, I am SICK of cleaning up after Joe's parties.
Rosie! More Jaegerbombs! ZZZNnx.
I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.
Alcoholism: Fun for the whole family.
What's your poison? Oh, nevermind, I see you've brought your own.
But of course, I was very, very ...drunk