That's One Mystery Solved

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So he's all "Check this thing out, it's a duck-billed aquatic mammal that lays eggs. Imma call it a platypus." and I'm like "Dad, are you drunk" But he made the thing anyway.

Handeth Me Thine Writing Utensil!

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When Joseph fell asleep, Daniel was the first one to whip out the sharpies.

Get it? Spirits?

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A mummy, a witch and a zombie walk into a bar . . .

Oh great. Looks like Grim Reaper has been into the spirits again!