All Your Memes in One Base
Jane really didn't care what the neighbors thought. Champagne tickled her nose and Jim tickled her fancy.
Tea. Coffee. Vodka. Drugs.
What's your poison? Oh, nevermind, I see you've brought your own.
So he's all "Check this thing out, it's a duck-billed aquatic mammal that lays eggs. Imma call it a platypus." and I'm like "Dad, are you drunk" But he made the thing anyway.
I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.
Tonight, we play 'Unhinged and Dangerous Lady Cop and the Unsuspecting Drunk Guy'. OUCH. Oddly specific, honey.