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champagne drunk glass woman - 6562988544
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Jane really didn't care what the neighbors thought. Champagne tickled her nose and Jim tickled her fancy.

bar drink drunk mouth snake woman wtf - 6370959360
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What's your poison? Oh, nevermind, I see you've brought your own.

drunk god jesus mystery platypus - 6288116224
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So he's all "Check this thing out, it's a duck-billed aquatic mammal that lays eggs. Imma call it a platypus." and I'm like "Dad, are you drunk" But he made the thing anyway.

alcoholic cup drunk phone woman - 6308340992
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I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.

cop drunk man role playing sex tied woman - 4184701952
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Tonight, we play 'Unhinged and Dangerous Lady Cop and the Unsuspecting Drunk Guy'. OUCH. Oddly specific, honey.