Tea. Coffee. Vodka. Drugs.
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY 6 PACK OF BUD? I SHINK DA DOG ATE IT! HIC!
But of course, I was very, very ...drunk
What's your poison? Oh, nevermind, I see you've brought your own.
Grandpa had a tendency to ramble when he had a few.
When I was your age, our video game controllers were hard wired to the console. And Mario had to walk uphill both ways to the castle.
OMG! SHUT UP!
I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.