Sneaky Puppy

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WHAT HAPPENED TO MY 6 PACK OF BUD? I SHINK DA DOG ATE IT! HIC!

That's One Mystery Solved

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So he's all "Check this thing out, it's a duck-billed aquatic mammal that lays eggs. Imma call it a platypus." and I'm like "Dad, are you drunk" But he made the thing anyway.

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK, BUT...

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What the hell am I talking about? I'm pretty much sloshed all the time!

Let's Get This Party Started

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I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.