What's your poison? Oh, nevermind, I see you've brought your own.
Tonight, we play 'Unhinged and Dangerous Lady Cop and the Unsuspecting Drunk Guy'. OUCH. Oddly specific, honey.
Grandpa had a tendency to ramble when he had a few.
When I was your age, our video game controllers were hard wired to the console. And Mario had to walk uphill both ways to the castle.
OMG! SHUT UP!
Alcoholism: Fun for the whole family.
When Joseph fell asleep, Daniel was the first one to whip out the sharpies.