Alcoholism: Fun for the whole family.
So he's all "Check this thing out, it's a duck-billed aquatic mammal that lays eggs. Imma call it a platypus." and I'm like "Dad, are you drunk" But he made the thing anyway.
What's your poison? Oh, nevermind, I see you've brought your own.
Tonight, we play 'Unhinged and Dangerous Lady Cop and the Unsuspecting Drunk Guy'. OUCH. Oddly specific, honey.
Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.