Get it? Spirits?

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Get it? Spirits?
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A mummy, a witch and a zombie walk into a bar . . .

Oh great. Looks like Grim Reaper has been into the spirits again!

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK, BUT...

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What the hell am I talking about? I'm pretty much sloshed all the time!

Let's Get This Party Started

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Let's Get This Party Started
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I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.