These Pockets are Impossible

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cocaine,drugs,men,portrait
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Quick, hide the coke, i think hes painting us!

Tastes Like Cat Hair

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cat,drugs,eyes,mutant,woman
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Of course I didn't "put something funny" in your drink....

Dandy Smuggler

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It's not great for getting through doorways but just fine for smuggling drugs out of Mexico.

Home For the Holidays

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It feels so good to go home and get blotto with the family again.