They Promise Death

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Breaking News - Early results of new weightloss drug are promising!

These Pockets are Impossible

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Quick, hide the coke, i think hes painting us!

Hush Now

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How to Fall Asleep. Stuck awake? You may have too much energy. You can lower it by drinking a warm glass of milk, laced with horse tranquilizers.

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