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How to Fall Asleep. Stuck awake? You may have too much energy. You can lower it by drinking a warm glass of milk, laced with horse tranquilizers.
Whoa Mom What was in the Kool-Aid?
gimme that sweet brown liquid crack
Dolores dahling, you really do sell the most delightful cocaine.
Thank you Mimi... And your idea to make hats like giant aspirin tablets has really caught on this season I see.
...and suzie never did acid again. The End
It's not great for getting through doorways but just fine for smuggling drugs out of Mexico.