What the hell am I talking about? I'm pretty much sloshed all the time!
Satan's bachelor party.
Molly's large intestine really objected to her drinking.
How Stella became the most popular gal in the bar.
I don't always drink but when I do...
MARTINIS. PART OF A GOOD BALANCED BREAKFAST.
The name's Bland. James Bland. I'll take a regular martini. No special instructions. No olives? No problem.