What's your poison? Oh, nevermind, I see you've brought your own.
Another butterbeer, Tom! And a cracker for Polly!
Fred will never forget his first encounter with the spitting cats of the plains.
I can has MOAR funny LOLcats?
MARTINIS. PART OF A GOOD BALANCED BREAKFAST.
How Stella became the most popular gal in the bar.
Call it what you want: School time, 8am, gin-o'clock; Jill loved this time of day!