Fred will never forget his first encounter with the spitting cats of the plains.
I can has MOAR funny LOLcats?
What's your poison? Oh, nevermind, I see you've brought your own.
If I'm old enough to work in a sweatshop, you bet your ass I'm old enough to have a drink!
Satan's bachelor party.
Another butterbeer, Tom! And a cracker for Polly!
Call it what you want: School time, 8am, gin-o'clock; Jill loved this time of day!