MARTINIS. PART OF A GOOD BALANCED BREAKFAST.
The name's Bland. James Bland. I'll take a regular martini. No special instructions. No olives? No problem.
Molly's large intestine really objected to her drinking.
What the hell am I talking about? I'm pretty much sloshed all the time!
Another butterbeer, Tom! And a cracker for Polly!
The AA meetings didn't help Marge at all. She couldn't seem to get alcohol off her mind.