Satan's bachelor party.

What's your poison? Oh, nevermind, I see you've brought your own.

Molly's large intestine really objected to her drinking.

How Stella became the most popular gal in the bar.

I don't always drink but when I do...

If I'm old enough to work in a sweatshop, you bet your ass I'm old enough to have a drink!

MARTINIS. PART OF A GOOD BALANCED BREAKFAST.