Plus, she stole the margerine.

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It was on sale!

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Junk in the Trunk

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She Never Lends Me Her Beard Comb

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It's not great for getting through doorways but just fine for smuggling drugs out of Mexico.

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I Think it's the Horns, Love

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The dress had hotter moves than Sheila

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Control Yourself

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We're Referring to Her Feet, Of Course

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I'm ready! So where are we going tonight?

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Lady Violet had a wonderful life!

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Grey! Grey!!! I wanted something flashy and hot and sexy for

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She may have been the prettiest belle at the ball... But she couldn't fit through the door, and so spent the evening in the parking lot.

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RULE #1 NEVER EVER EAT CHILLI JUST BEFORE SHOW TIME!

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