Captian says that the enemy is getting closer and ... we better haul ass back to HQ
Man my ass is really dragging.
Omar made sure he didn't perform the usual dog and pony show.
IN OUR COAL MINE, CANARIES DON'T DO THE JOB. WE GOT EARL HERE TO TELL US IF THERE WAS METHANE IN THE MINE.
THE ONLY PROBLEM IS HE WAS PRODUCING MORE THAT WHAT WAS IN THERE, SO WE HAD TO GO BACK TO CANARIES.
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