Jo Jo, the Dog Face Boy, lived to a ripe old age of 85 ...in dog years.
Angus, do not despair. Lots of boys have cankles.
Hmm. I didn't think they were too bright at first, but they're finally getting the hang of it.
"Chasin' that tail, it won't leave me alone. B*tches don't want me, lest I got a bone" - Otis "Dogface" Johnson