I'd rather not wear this outfit, if you don't mind. After all, why should both of us look stoopid?
In years past the Westminster Dog Show had some very unusual categories.
Jo Jo, the Dog Face Boy, lived to a ripe old age of 85 ...in dog years.
YEP...YOU'VE BEEN BROWNNOSING AGAIN!
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY 6 PACK OF BUD? I SHINK DA DOG ATE IT! HIC!