The doctor says it can come off in a few days, if I stop chewing at the stitches.
But Jenny is the one who wanted to play doctor. And all I did was what daddy does with our maid when they play doctor!
Cure? No, but if we mix enough poisons, they might stop worrying about the disease.
Sir, when I said the economy needed a shot on the arm...
Shut up, and help me hold it down.
Nothing seems to be able to scare this little girl to death
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