Except for x-ray vision, I don't misuse my super powers
FLYING CONDOMS something only the French would come up with.
ONCE UPON A TIME celebrities were a credit to society.
-Buster Keaton (I think)
FEAR THE JAMMIES
Censor bars you're doing it wrong...
AIR-PIANO never quite caught on like its Air-Guitar counterpart
A SHILLING A DAY and all the tinsel she can eat