So my blind date found me... Of course I did silly... You did say to look for the guy on the corner with the big c#@k--- ...errrr, clock...
And at that moment, Johnson knew the date was going to go very well--- The whole street knew it, in fact.
Did you enjoy that Ranaldo?
OH YES my Darling! You haven't read Green Eggs and Ham to me for a long time!
It's true- They met on-line.
I'm ready! So where are we going tonight?
With that dress? Nowhere. I drive a Smart Car.
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