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blind date,clock,date
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So my blind date found me... Of course I did silly... You did say to look for the guy on the corner with the big c#@k--- ...errrr, clock...

And at that moment, Johnson knew the date was going to go very well--- The whole street knew it, in fact.

date,dress,smart car,wide
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I'm ready! So where are we going tonight?

With that dress? Nowhere. I drive a Smart Car.

balcony,date,juliet,romeo,stood up,woman
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As the years wore on, Juliet was beginning to think Romeo might have stood her up.

book,car,couple,date,green eggs and ham
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Did you enjoy that Ranaldo?

OH YES my Darling! You haven't read Green Eggs and Ham to me for a long time!

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