Better Than a Dagger?

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As the years wore on, Juliet was beginning to think Romeo might have stood her up.

BONG!

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So my blind date found me... Of course I did silly... You did say to look for the guy on the corner with the big c#@k--- ...errrr, clock...

And at that moment, Johnson knew the date was going to go very well--- The whole street knew it, in fact.

Would You? Could You? In a Car?

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Did you enjoy that Ranaldo?

OH YES my Darling! You haven't read Green Eggs and Ham to me for a long time!