Not the Poetry!

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Chaz, after long last, finally found true love. Unfortunately for him it was a Thursday, and Vogons work on a very strict schedule.

Please Dear, Tell Me More...

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No, no. I'm not bored at all, my dear. Tell me more about how you and Millie spent the day picking out fans to go with your shoes....

It's Not The Size Of The Hat, But How You Use It

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what's wrong oh nothing dear your hat is just as big as anyones in fact i dont like huge hats youre just saying that its tiny its a lot smaller than my fathers i know wait what

Pay Attention, Ralph

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This ride is so smooth. It's like we aren't moving at all

There is No Offense Greater

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Darling? Be a dear and go kill the neighbor He's wearing Crocs and socks again.