Chaz, after long last, finally found true love. Unfortunately for him it was a Thursday, and Vogons work on a very strict schedule.

ALWAYS be aware of your surroundings.

Did you enjoy that Ranaldo?

OH YES my Darling! You haven't read Green Eggs and Ham to me for a long time!

Darling? Be a dear and go kill the neighbor He's wearing Crocs and socks again.

Honey, I think we should be doing something about that fire behind us.

The shed of love. Not quite the tunnel of love but still a chance to introduce your date to your favorite tool.

what's wrong oh nothing dear your hat is just as big as anyones in fact i dont like huge hats youre just saying that its tiny its a lot smaller than my fathers i know wait what