I Do What I Want!

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I Do What I Want!
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Mother you should choose your words more carefully! You cannot forbid me to do anything especially where Dick is concerned!

When Dick is concerned it's best to mind your own business.

Well That's Specific

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Well That's Specific
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I'd like to find a six-foot gorilla with snagged teeth!

Typical Craigslist Personal

And He Kept the Shirt Forever

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And He Kept the Shirt Forever
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--But, before I could do anything the bear was upon Tom ---

Brokebear Mountain

Let Your Hair Down

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Let Your Hair Down
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Having good hair is heaps of trouble!