Guns Don't Kill People...Vincent Price Does.
I'd like to find a six-foot gorilla with snagged teeth!
Typical Craigslist Personal
--But, before I could do anything the bear was upon Tom ---
Mother you should choose your words more carefully! You cannot forbid me to do anything especially where Dick is concerned!
When Dick is concerned it's best to mind your own business.
My friend here just had a bit too much sun! I'll be able to handle him!
Good work, officer.