No holding hands before marriage
Please excuse me It's my automatic reaction to Election Promises
Tampons... before eazyglide technology
TARDIS Tethered Aerial Release Developed In Style
Breaking News - Bold door to door salesman makes first contact!
YEP...YOU'VE BEEN BROWNNOSING AGAIN!
I don't always use a feminine hygiene product, but when I do, I prefer douche equis