STOP BEING SO DAMN EXPENSIVE
Sees two periods at end of sentence. Weeps softly over fate of humanity.
Let's go, girls...those streets aren't gonna walk themselves...
Edna knows the way to a man's heart. Just past the sternum.
Somebody call 911. Shawty fire burning on the dance floor.
To Man From Satan
And then one Christmas, Mom finally got tired of the old argument and gave in to the boys' requests...because she realized that saying 'You'll put your eye out!' wasn't nearly as much fun as saying 'Told you so!'