Thanks Mom...

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I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds.

Different Worlds I Tell Ya. Different Worlds...

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I wish I could have sex without having to have a conversation first. I wish I could have a conversation without having to have sex first.

This Tobacco Sure Is Funny...

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What did you say was in this pipe again, Tommy?