The spice must flow
"Grow your pen*s in 4 weeks..." Damn pop-ups
"For God had blessed him with a Swiss Army Arm"
See, the Gulf Beaches are prefectly safe. You just have to stay back 200 yards from the water. Oh Billy, you British Petroleum guys think of everything!
This is all very well for you guys but what's going to happen to me when gravity comes back on?