BE VEWY VEWY QUIET, I'M HUNTING PARTRIDGES FAMILIES
The reverse r*pist strikes again. You keep your clothes on and your knees together or I'll blast you! Please, I have a condom right here. NO!!
It was then they realized that forgetting to sacrifice a virgin to Neptune annually had its downside.
As you can clearly see this man is NOT a terminator.
I said I like intelligent men not talkative ones.
AND IF YOU SIGN UP NOW, WE'LL THROW IN A WEEKLY SESSION WITH YOUR OWN PERSONAL TRAINER. MEDIEVAL HEALTH CLUBS PRIDED THEMSELVES ON HAVING ALL THE LATEST EQUIPMENT
So Loretta thinks she can throw a better dinner party? Ha! I'll show her!!
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