That's not how you roll a joint. Shut up. I know how to roll a joint.
I asked for a daiquiri, not a margarita... ...sigh. #firstworldproblems
"Nice" doesn't even begin to describe it. Honey, that stable boy rocked my world!
Why couldn't you just have stopped and asked for directions, huh?
In Soviet Russia, Lobster Eat You.
Mos Eisley Space Port: a wretched hive of scum and villainy.
See, Goldie? It's better when we hang out at your house.