Whilst Edith distracted Mr Darcy with small talk, her mother and sisters used the CCTV to check out his 'package'.....OMFG! Well, either that or he's smuggling sausage out of the kitchen!
The Surrealist Alphabet Primer: T is for Turtle, Trombone and T*t.
Captain Morgan's lesser known brother...Corporal Punishment.
DRUGS the Achilles heel of artists for centuries.
Oh, come on, arbiter! What are you, besotted with ale? That ball was so foul Mrs. Lovett should make a meat pie out of it!
Is this how you dot it?
I catch you. In net. Like mermaid. You cook. Clean my house. Be wife. Old man, you're trippin' balls. I'm a marine biologist. I study sea creatures. I don't marry them.