I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds.
I wish I could have sex without having to have a conversation first. I wish I could have a conversation without having to have sex first.
B*tch, calm yourself. I wasn't tryina holla.
I dunno, Hank... that thing looks pretty gay to me.
I would do anything for a better grade...even learning?
What did you say was in this pipe again, Tommy?
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