Ah, the reflection in this pan is so clear and shiny, I can see my youth fading away...
Do these come in a can, by any chance?
No, I did NOT have an appetizer! This is hopeless. I told you we all should have asked for separate checks.
I lash my coif hither and thither. Lash it propitiously.
How do you clean stubborn spots off floors? Wear a condom.
Granny Theft Auto
Shhh! Let's all pretend Brad hasn't got a lampshade on his head.