Action! Being a corn star made Ginger feel a bit cheap, but he could not deny he had a real love for vegetables.
In my day, we had to walk ten miles in the snow to get our cheezeburgers! Wait... Actually, we made our humans do that... and they were quite snippy about it!
Sees two periods at end of sentence. Weeps softly over fate of humanity.
Schroedinger has another idea.
Why no, you silly man, I don't shave my kitty! That would be cruel!
How do you pronounce that word, Gramps? You mean cat? Holy moly, boy! What grade are you in?
That damn cat is back!