Good sir! Do you have a place I can 'stache my hat?
Oh please, if I had a cat for everytime you said that... I'd have like 5 cats by now.
What's wrong with your cat? Ne no longer LOLs.
You're right Fluffy. They ALL must die!
The cat ate your hamster? What Cat?
I SIMPLY DESPAIR at such atrocious grammar.
Why no, you silly man, I don't shave my kitty! That would be cruel!