Good sir! Do you have a place I can 'stache my hat?
Fred will never forget his first encounter with the spitting cats of the plains.
I can has MOAR funny LOLcats?
Aw, hell! Tourist! Tourists! Tourists! I'll go open the gift shop!
Mary, Queen of Scot (ish folds)
They heard you use the can opener, Dearie. But Mother! It was only peas! PEAS!!