That damn cat is back!
How do you pronounce that word, Gramps? You mean cat? Holy moly, boy! What grade are you in?
Why no, you silly man, I don't shave my kitty! That would be cruel!
Schroedinger has another idea.
They heard you use the can opener, Dearie. But Mother! It was only peas! PEAS!!
Sees two periods at end of sentence. Weeps softly over fate of humanity.