Whooo's my lil' mustache man? Ish me.
Why no, you silly man, I don't shave my kitty! That would be cruel!
Sees two periods at end of sentence. Weeps softly over fate of humanity.
Bah! Three hours on the pavements, and not one single kopek.
I told you, Pietor! Let ME sing lead!
My cat...he loleth not.
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